Posts Tagged ‘funny’

There aren’t too many things in this world that can make a comeback.  (Trailing sports teams, disheveled recording artists, and the McRib are some of the things that fit in this category.)  But the comeback of the year will take place on May 26th, 2013 when Arrested Development Season 4 premieres on Netflix after being off [...]

by Robbie Linden, April 9, 2013

001100100100100100010-Might be code for, “The Human Race has Been Annihilated,” or it could mean, “I can’t wait for Girl Meets World to premiere,” or it could mean nothing. I’m not a robot, but one day I’m sure I’m going to be “annihilated” one, and it’s our own damn fault. I’m all for technology being developed [...]

by Noah Bakst, April 8, 2013

I decided to forgo my typical science-guy posts and go for something a bit more fantastical this post: Game of Thrones returns in a week. Simply recognizing this forces the “Game of Thrones” theme song to hum delightfully into my everyday interactions, and occasionally this joins in. Whether you’ve read the books and watch the show, or only watch the [...]

by Noah Bakst, March 25, 2013

Well guys, we made it. What a close call that was, huh? Thank Goddard, Jimmy Neutron’s dog, we can return above ground and still breathe in the smog-riddled oxygen. I’m sure it’s all you’ve been talking about, but let’s go over what happened one more time and how lucky we are: on February 15th, 2013 Asteroid [...]

by Noah Bakst, February 18, 2013

Science has recently announced that they may have discovered the common link ancestor that all mammals have evolved from. Bill Nye could not be reached for comment, but lesser science guys made this announcement to the masses through the New York Times. As exciting as this news is, there’s one big problem—it’s a rat. Come on, science! A rat?! I believe [...]

by Noah Bakst, February 11, 2013

Credit must be given to those who deserve it: so kudos to you, Mary Sue. Somebody had to make a stand, and I for one am glad that it was the president. Some of the buildings on campus are getting a bit too old school. Acknowledging this and then paying for change earns my utmost respect. The Shapiro [...]

by Noah Bakst, January 28, 2013