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Funny Write-In Candidates

By Administrator on November 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Tags: campus life, consider specials, funny, Student Government, U of M

This cycles’ student government elections yielded hundreds of write-in candidates. Here are a few the Consider Staff thought you might find entertaining

Barack Obama
Denard Robinson
Harry Potter
Mickey Mouse
Mary Sue Coleman
Sarah Palin
Brett Favre’s Penis
All 33 Chilean Miners
Lizard People
Rodney King
Patrick Mallet
Jimmy John
Steve Jobs
Mr. Rogers
Chuck Norris
Henry Ford
Santa Claus
Hermione Granger
Snookie
Scarface
The Joker (You know, from the batman)
Sirius Black
The Situation
LSA SG Is Legit
Easter Bunny
Dr. Seuss
Lord Voldemort
Cupid
Ron Weasley
Justin Bieber
Lady Gaga
Aqua Budha
Albert Einstein
Andrew Shirvell
Bo Schembechler
Vincent Smith
Bill Clinton
A Zombie
I vote for the guy that created the $3,000 MSA Website
Ron Paul
Donald Duck
The Dark Lord
Richard Nixon
GO FOR THE GOLDBERG
Darth Vader
Mary Markley
George Bush Jr.
Albus Dumbledore
Kofi Annan
Betsy Barbour
Tony T. Tiger
George Washington
Congressman John D. Dingell
George Walker Bush
Jigglypuff
Homer Simpson
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Apple

Which of these write in candidates do you think should have won?

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5 Comments

Wilbur Whateley says:

November 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Cthulhu

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Dan says:

November 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Chuck Norris. His tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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The Sorcerers Stone says:

November 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm

The whole harry potter crew could have been elected!

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Brian says:

November 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm

haha, all 33 Chilean Miners. Really creative. We should have elected them!

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Annonymous says:

November 22, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Go For The Goldberg!

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